Monday, November 30, 2009

VERLAINE ON SPEED

From A.J Kaufmann's Pilgrims & Indians:



VERLAINE ON SPEED


...and like the thunder, like your sheets
like my vodka, like your gin
like Buster Keaton in a movie
Directed by some catholic groupie
Gas station stories neons tell
Like all our dances in the well
And all my guitar strings are gone
The nun in question turned to stone
Hey babe you knock me off my feet
You’re movin’ like Verlaine on Speed

...and like your stockings, like my tie
Like the sun on the day we died
Like your train that comes no more
Like the little book down on the floor
White flashes hit you when you sleep
Like all the postcards of the weak
We see the world outside our home
We see our friends out as they roam
Lookin’ for things that they can’t keep
They’re movin’ like Verlaine on Speed

...and like the passing aeroplane
Like all the children we won’t have
Like morning songs above the land
Where all lives under harsh command
Like politicians when they meet
To wash each other’s dirty feet
They think they’re Jesuses, it seems
Their churches burnt long in our dreams
Hypocrites of the first degree
Denying’ things that are plain to see

...like all divisions in your mind
A one-eyed man who rules the blind
A world that came from Naked Lunch
Torturing all wayward minds
Like things they said the night before
Sir, we have killed that filthy whore
Cause she stood naked on the field
Against their sick morality
With arms spread wide against the shore
Where concrete minds can’t reach at all

...and like your memoirs of Coltrane
and like the lil’ green French cafe
And like the sidewalks we know best
And like the fact that we never rest
Like walkin’ down the railroad line
Not caring where it leads us, fine
To your content I must agree
You found the bard’s lost crazy wings
So lead me thru the world of needs
And we’ll dance like Verlaine on Speed

--A.J. Kaufmann, born June 24 1989 is a poet, songwriter and traveler currently living in Poland. He's the author of Siva in Rags, I'm Already Not Here, Pilgrims & Indians, and other poetry chapbooks. A.J. can be found online at http://myspace.com/kaufmannpoetry and/or at http://kaballahfreighttrain.wordpress.com.

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From the movie Closer:



"It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie."

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tom Bradley's Even The Dog Won't Touch Me Review

Constance Stadler reviews “Even the dog won’t touch me” by Tom Bradley (ahadada press)




Tom Bradley’s book of ‘memoirs’ and vignettes leave a most interesting residue. While so much is eminently relatable, I doubt if the reader will feel they inhabit quite the same terra firma. His vantage point transcends ‘unique’, but encompasses brilliant humor, compelling tales, and rarefied insights.

There is no thematic unity in this collection save the collector. The only way this can be attempted to be conveyed, is to examine aspects of some of the tales shared. In ‘Undecorated Dad’ he speaks of a rather inflated (and quite tall) pater familias. Having spent the Great War guarding POWs in Utah, he discerns a plan for recognition of his patriotic sacrifice. Through sheer numbskulery he is accidently gashed in the head with a fencepost by ‘one of us’. The final sentence sums up so much of what makes this book sing:

Till the day he died (in bed, not without company), my old man never stopped dining off his peculiar version of the “defining event” of the “Greatest Generation”.

Then there is the tour de force, “At the Creative Writing Workshop.” This is a wildly amusing trip through an abattoir of pompous literary ‘sacred cows’. Against an absurd academic backdrop where the workshop leader, is a suave but wordless Manhattan somebody (God knows why), the dedicated starving artist is as neatly disemboweled as the scribe of tomorrow, head awash in thoughts of sequels and screenplay royalties. Biff, his nephew, falls well into the later category with a cross genre “classic to be” in hand. Bradley, having picked up his pen some time back for less overtly gilded reasons, tells the tale with panache, a dry descriptive voice that subdues his astonishment and horror at the bastardizations which surround. The fact that Biff peppers his speech with epithets the like of “Guzzle some dog smegma” and “Sucking Christ hole”, adds much to this surrealistic narrative that many readers will recognize instantly - and that is the true strength of Bradley as a writer.

The author’s often scathing exposure of social ills and hypocrisies comes through, but due to a Twain-Rogers tone, does not plummet us to deep contemplation of that which only produces futile ruminations. In “Procedures for an American Wife…” he drops a neat little smart-bomb in prickly commentary on said same coverage on media d’jour.

On comes a kind of public service announcement disguised as a little radio drama, a kind of morality play squeezed between a foot- or base- or whateverball game that, in turn, preempts Associated Press coverage of the proud smart-bomb extermination of the civilian population of whatever third-world country we have chosen as the backdrop for our latest “manageable war.”

I could continue, but won’t, leaving it for the reader to further discover and savor. When one gazes at the beguiling photograph of the author and insightful bio anecdotes beginning with, “When Tom Bradley was a little boy he was given a gazetteer for Christmas. As little boys will, he looked up all the places beginning with the F-word”, it all starts to make sense. And that is when the fun begins…

Constance Stadler,
Review Editor,
Calliope Nerve

Saturday, November 28, 2009

there was never

there was never


the dead trail leads
to the beginning to the end

eyes smeared out
a scream
frozen in ice

the ground floor level reduced to
a vault
an abyss

the blackness of the sky is like the
pupil of a lover, turned cold

spaces captures that scream
blood ruptured in bloody earth

at the noose of the tide
sands whispering of death to come erase the
salient grin of tungsten teeth

gravel in the mouth

the head removed ebbs and flows with
the tide

the ruptured moon slowly dies down

there was never
anything

from the outset

--Michael Mc Aloran was Belfast-born, his family moved to the south of Ireland due to 'The Troubles'. He spent a brief spell studying Fine Art & Design, but left after one disillusioned year. He has traveled extensively throughout Europe, living for short spells in both Holland and Italy. His work has been published by Poetry Monthly International, Lines Written W/A Razor, The Gloom Cupboard, Counterexample Poetics, Full of Crow, Gutter Eloquence, The Delinquent, Writing Raw, The Recusant, Eviscerator Heaven, and The Plebian Rag. His first published book, In The Black Cadaver Light was published by Poetry Monthly Press, (U.K-2009).

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“If you are unwilling to change, you have already reached your potential.” --Anonmymous

my severed will

my severed will


a worthless fragment
from the chipped bones of the sun

the flesh marred silently

words stripped bare beneath an
amber-lighted sky

(scattered leaves are feathers
the rustling of deaths wings)

my existence a point of departure
and return

the abatoir smiling
blind death-knell my severed will

--Michael Mc Aloran was Belfast-born, his family moved to the south of Ireland due to 'The Troubles'. He spent a brief spell studying Fine Art & Design, but left after one disillusioned year. He has traveled extensively throughout Europe, living for short spells in both Holland and Italy. His work has been published by Poetry Monthly International, Lines Written W/A Razor, The Gloom Cupboard, Counterexample Poetics, Full of Crow, Gutter Eloquence, The Delinquent, Writing Raw, The Recusant, Eviscerator Heaven, and The Plebian Rag. His first published book, In The Black Cadaver Light was published by Poetry Monthly Press, (U.K-2009).

Friday, November 27, 2009

Peter Milligan Revists Shade

Peter Milligan Revisits Shade.

SIDEWALK KANTATA

From A.J Kaufmann's Pilgrims & Indians:



SIDEWALK KANTATA

Far out
The horizon’s at your feet
And the Citadel vibrates as you touch it with your eyes
And steal everything it is
For another fascination, for another lullaby for
Kate as she stands above your bed
Waving laces and soot and her mood is out of place
So go
And wander out for a while
Hear the sidewalk kantata for the passer-by’s
It’s all around you
The strike above
The ones who killed you
Are the ones you love

Down in
The basements filled with eyes
Buying various medicines, selling unborn lives
To beasts that feed on religion for the blind
Yes an opium for masses and the weak who try
To find
Some kind of support
In the galleries of saviors, fake skies above
There’s life in the galaxies nearby
But you’ll never find a god in your self constructed lies
It’s all around you
The strike above
The ones who killed you
Are the ones you love

Cool down
Bow down to the king
Who has stolen all your money who has stolen both your wings
And angels dressed in rags and straw
Standing on the fields, watching barley grow
And smiles on the faces of the gals
Who’ve left you far behind in your puddle of tar
To die, and revenge is the name
Of the silhouette that’s waiting everybody’s waiting there
For what
Goes the question on and on,
Well if I could only answer I would surely go home
At last
And leave this sullen place
A strange manifest, gather round the human race
It’s all around you
The strike above
The ones who killed you
Are the ones you love

Far out
Chimneys spread out love
Over creatures of the night, and their guitars and their dogs
They talk
It is poetry inside, not to hear it would be seen as the most appealing crime
For those
Who can’t really find a place
So they go on talkin’ rhymes, spreading their disgrace
On those, whose life is poetry
As beautiful as movies and forever free
So go
To your temples of seclusion
Live on in your dull and frustrating illusion
While
It’s all around you
The strike above
The ones who killed you
Are the ones you love

--A.J. Kaufmann, born June 24 1989 is a poet, songwriter and traveler currently living in Poland. He's the author of Siva in Rags, I'm Already Not Here, Pilgrims & Indians, and other poetry chapbooks. A.J. can be found online at http://myspace.com/kaufmannpoetry and/or at http://kaballahfreighttrain.wordpress.com.

inexorable candle

inexorable candle


from every wound
the lightning-bolt of desire
chattering skull in the
final hour
the ardour

a closed fist
nailed shut scattered flowers
of blood
of impossible arteries
I stretch in the night

the words bleed also
vibrating tongue
bootheel upon the throat
of the sky

only the whisper of
death
head sunken in frost
wilderness of
a bone forest

inexorable candle
slashed out

--Michael Mc Aloran was Belfast-born, his family moved to the south of Ireland due to 'The Troubles'. He spent a brief spell studying Fine Art & Design, but left after one disillusioned year. He has traveled extensively throughout Europe, living for short spells in both Holland and Italy. His work has been published by Poetry Monthly International, Lines Written W/A Razor, The Gloom Cupboard, Counterexample Poetics, Full of Crow, Gutter Eloquence, The Delinquent, Writing Raw, The Recusant, Eviscerator Heaven, and The Plebian Rag. His first published book, In The Black Cadaver Light was published by Poetry Monthly Press, (U.K-2009).

Thursday, November 26, 2009

RESURRECTING DEAD SLEEP'S SCULPTURES

From A.J. Kaufmann's I'm Already Not Here:



RESURRECTING DEAD SLEEP'S SCULPTURES


Resurrecting dead sleep's sculptures
is a no good occupation
yet the only one
I can afford

I've changed my rooms
beside that
I'm still alone

the rippled faces come always near midnight
pacify
soothe
& promise
death's beauty

come shinin' through green curtains
& a strange delicate sun's
last red
spasm

you've changed your clothes
beside that
you're still empty

a little red ball that's jumping up
round
ironic
no, not the sun...

clawing at poetry's high door
while having nothing to offer...

I'd rather remain alone
I really like this new room

the rippled faces keep callin':
spirits of my true lovers

--A.J. Kaufmann, born June 24 1989 is a poet, songwriter and traveler currently living in Poland. He's the author of Siva in Rags, I'm Already Not Here, Pilgrims & Indians, and other poetry chapbooks. A.J. can be found online at http://myspace.com/kaufmannpoetry and/or at http://kaballahfreighttrain.wordpress.com.

a beheaded sky

a beheaded sky


tongue of the asp to cleft the sunken eye
acrid tears the flesh vibrates

stench of vomit a trace of stale urine
black streets ablaze with emptiness

the sterile corridors bleached white a taste of
the desolation of the tomb

bleached bones a tryst of silence a drift of
dissipating cloud settling smoke the concrete laden

burning white chariot of the sky tracing its pathway unto
the distance a sheared pulse seeks evacuation

a beheaded sky

the children dance and flowers wilt in the vase
shadowy nocturne a blood blessing the trance of the unknown

peeling back the caked shit of suffering

our hands empty tracing the arc the settled dew
a bleeding oriface in every palm, out-stretched by need

--Michael Mc Aloran was Belfast-born, his family moved to the south of Ireland due to 'The Troubles'. He spent a brief spell studying Fine Art & Design, but left after one disillusioned year. He has traveled extensively throughout Europe, living for short spells in both Holland and Italy. His work has been published by Poetry Monthly International, Lines Written W/A Razor, The Gloom Cupboard, Counterexample Poetics, Full of Crow, Gutter Eloquence, The Delinquent, Writing Raw, The Recusant, Eviscerator Heaven, and The Plebian Rag. His first published book, In The Black Cadaver Light was published by Poetry Monthly Press, (U.K-2009).

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

TRAPPED BETWEEN THE DEVIL'S LEFT FOOT AND THE DRUNKEN CHERUB'S BLACKENED WING

From A.J. Kaufmann's I'm Already Not Here:



TRAPPED BETWEEN THE DEVIL'S LEFT FOOT AND THE DRUNKEN CHERUB'S BLACKENED WING



They've got free wine here – and I think it's nice enough
and I've nothing to tell you right now
I guess we've whispered all our frequencies
earlier...
even the green tongue fails
Figaro
& it's hard to even tell you
what exactly I recently bought
& these eyes are something I've known too well
well

what end to an end
to mean all the means...

& I can't play the piano again
not in the black room's
tower
the voice gets all tied up
in louse piss chambers
& all your territories've been thoroughly explored
pilated
illusorized
longed for...

the voices get dim in the lighthouse
but still – they've got free wine here –
we could drink for a million
years...

why tied to the mast & thrown overboard...

even the green tongue fails
Figaro
trapped between the devil's left foot
& the drunken cherub's
blackened wing

--A.J. Kaufmann, born June 24 1989 is a poet, songwriter and traveler currently living in Poland. He's the author of Siva in Rags, I'm Already Not Here, Pilgrims & Indians, and other poetry chapbooks. A.J. can be found online at http://myspace.com/kaufmannpoetry and/or at http://kaballahfreighttrain.wordpress.com.

To Drown

to drown


blossoming in the flesh
the grave of the earth

trinkets for sale
broken words like scattered
teeth in soil

my embroiled existence
a scattering of night

the sky will close
eyes sunken in dead weight to
drown the longing

--Michael Mc Aloran was Belfast-born, his family moved to the south of Ireland due to 'The Troubles'. He spent a brief spell studying Fine Art & Design, but left after one disillusioned year. He has traveled extensively throughout Europe, living for short spells in both Holland and Italy. His work has been published by Poetry Monthly International, Lines Written W/A Razor, The Gloom Cupboard, Counterexample Poetics, Full of Crow, Gutter Eloquence, The Delinquent, Writing Raw, The Recusant, Eviscerator Heaven, and The Plebian Rag. His first published book, In The Black Cadaver Light was published by Poetry Monthly Press, (U.K-2009).

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

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"But Jim Morrison didn't want to be a god. Jim Morrison wanted to be a poet." --Danny Sugerman

Backup Lover

Backup Lover



Like the dancers behind Shakira or Christina Aguilera
on stage, shimmying in living color but not truly acknowledged.

Like the wallpaper that covers the dark spots,
necessary, but bland compared to what caused the marks.

Like the country doctor who calls right back when you page him,
even though it's probably something mild and he'll be forgotten again
in a moment.

Always there, always serving, always yearning,
but never seen, never treasured, never found.

--Stephanie Mojica is a widely published journalist who has interviewed Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, but has been virtually a closet poet since the 1980s. Her poetry has been published in the Japanese newspaper The Mainichi Daily News and several high school and college literary magazines.

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"How do you own disorder?" --System Of A Down

landlord

landlord


landlord
with his rent envelopes
outside every door
landlord
with his buzzing
hallway lights
and flies coming
in every ripped screen
landlord
with his brown water
that gives me the shits
landlord
with his timer lights
that never work
landlord
with his rents
on storage spaces
that cost only one-hundred bucks
a month
landlord
with his pants full of dollars
landlord
speaking eternity
landlord
with his work projects
and orange cones outside
my living room door
landlord
with his pretty leases
for one year
or two years more
landlord
with yards of broken blinds
and window frames
landlord
with suicide cockroaches
overturned in the basement
landlord
with his washing machines
blowing cold air
landlord
you live eternal
in all our hearts

--John Grochalski is the author of The Noose Doesn't Get Any Looser After You Punch-Out. He currently lives in Brooklyn, New York, in the part where you can still get a draft of beer for two-fifty.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Quoteable

From the movie Closer:



"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do."

Calliope Nerve Interview Series: J.A. Tyler

Tell us about mud luscious and ml press.  What makes them important?

Mud Luscious started on a whim mostly, with an eye towards short aggressive lit, something that was already out there but that I wanted to hold in my own little pocket of the world. Now, as it has expanded to the chapbooks series (43 titles through 2009) and the novel(la) series (4 titles contracted already through 2011) the importance for me is in being a consistent and good press delivering sharp exciting raw literature to our readers. We are not the only press publishing surreal innovative or otherwise vibrant lit, but we are now a growing entity in this waging war.

Tell us about the subscriptions you offer to ml press.

For 2010, we are offering these:

$20 for all 2010 chapbooks (12 titles, delivered one each month)
$20 for all 2010 novel(la)s (2 titles, one in June, one in Dec.)
$50 for all 2010 titles (12 chapbooks, 2 novel(la)s, & the mlp anthology FIRST YEAR)
$150 for a lifetime (all titles from 2010 on)

All the info is here: www.aboutjatyler.com

If you could pick only one book, what is the most important book you've written? Why?

If it is of the books I have written, I would say A MAN OF GLASS AND ALL THE WAYS WE HAVE FAILED (fugue state press, 2011) since it is the most recently completed and the most alive in my pulse right now. But more than likely, the most important book I have written is yet to be written, something well down the line, something I cannot imagine yet.

Do you prefer editing or writing more?

I prefer writing, but oddly enough the editing deadlines, etc. are what keep me moving forward. With all the time in the world, I think my words would stagnate or decay, but since my writing windows are small and often infrequent, it drives me to push harder, to challenge more, to play with more aggression.

Are you a full time writer or do you have a day job? 

I am not a full-time writer. Currently, I teach high school theater and film. I am also on the staff of the National Writing Project at Colorado State University. And on the unpaid level, I am a web editor for Pindeldyboz, an editorial intern for Dzanc, a columnist for BigOther and Lies with Occasional Truth, and a regular contributor to The Chapbook Review.

Do consider yourself prolific?

For me, yes. I average about 1-2K words per day, and my publication output has been pretty fantastic in the last two years. In 2009, I had about 140 pieces published in online and print journals, and so far in 2010 I am at about 170. The bottom line I suppose is that I feel like I am writing just enough to keep me sane and publishing just enough to keep my confidence up.

Do you have an ideal reader?

I think my writing is thick, so my ideal reader is one not afraid to take time with a book, to let it melt in the hands. I am also a huge fan of short writing (novellas, flash collections, vignettes), so I also love a reader who understands just how powerful the short form can be.

Have you won any awards or been paid for your work?  Do accolades or money matter to you?

I recently won the Emprise Review fiction contest, placed 1st in the Prick of the Spindle first fiction open, and received honorable mention in the Pank 1,001 Awesome Words contest. My work was also included in the Scorch Atlas remix contest with Featherproof Books and received honorable mention or long-listing in 2009 versions of Dzanc’s Best of the Web, the StorySouth Million Writers Award, and the Wigleaf Top 50.

And yes, I have been paid for my work, but it is irrelevant to me. Everything I earn as a writer I turn back into mud luscious / ml press and really, the readership is what counts. I would trade every earned dollar for constant new readers.

How do you approach a write? Believe in writer's block?

I write when it is a must. When the words are bursting from somewhere I cannot place. When I have to or I will explode. And writer’s block is only when people have nothing to write. When I have nothing to write, I don’t.

Who are some of your creative influences?

I am influenced by current writers like Blake Butler, Shane Jones, Michael Kimball, Peter Markus, James Chapman and I am influenced by much of my theater reading too – Samuel Beckett, Sam Shepard, David Mamet, Harold Pinter – and two others as well: Dr. Seuss and Roald Dahl.

Any advice for other writers and editors whether seasoned or new?

I have nothing for the seasoned, but for the new writers, it is simple: write.

Define success.

No idea.

In 2005, when I received a grand total of two publications in one year, I felt successful. And in 2006, when it was sixteen publications, I felt successful. And when Ghost Road Press contracted my first novel(la) in 2008 I felt successful. And when Fugue State Press sent me this tremendous acceptance email very recently about A MAN OF GLASS I felt successful.

I cannot define success, but I feel good about where I exist at this particular moment.

What's on your recommended reading list?

Bob, or Man on Boat / Good, Brother / The Singing Fish – Peter Markus
Scorch Atlas – Blake Butler
Kamby Bolongo Mean River – Robert Lopez
Light Boxes – Shane Jones
Dear Everybody – Michael Kimball
The King of Sweden / The Long Rowing Unto Morning – Norman Lock
Degenerescence – James Chapman

What's next for JA Tyler?

We are looking forward to a Mud Luscious / Ghost Road Press joint off-site AWP reading on April 9th – getting so many of our authors in one place for a moment will be fantastic.

As for my work, INCONCEIVABLE WILSON will release dec. 2009 from Scrambler Books, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE will be out from Ghost Road Press by early 2010, IN LOVE WITH A GHOST will release sometime in late 2010, and then A MAN OF GLASS will arrive in 2011. I also have two chapbooks I am really looking forward to releasing in 2010 as well: ZOO, THE TROPIC HOUSE from sunnyoutside and OUR US & WE from greying ghost.

Until then, we just keep trucking.

finding a place for dinner

finding a place for dinner

the team had lost
the bottle had emptied
and the books weren’t doing it for us.
so we went for a walk
and watched the sickness of people
taking down halloween decorations
and putting up their lights
for christmas in early november
lamenting the days where they
used to hang nothing for a few weeks
missing the breather in between
the seasons.

“we should find a place,” my wife said.

“i guess we should.”

“there’ll be eight of us. my parents.
your parents. my sister and her husband.”

“that is eight,” i said.

“we need to find a broad menu.”

“yes.”

we kept walking.
this was our cross
my wife and i who didn’t bother anybody
who didn’t call unless we were asked
who never sent christmas cards
or had dinner parties
or asked to visit
or had everyone over for thanksgiving dinner
we were always stuck with finding a restaurant
for people to dine in
ten people
eight people
the last supper for christ’s sake
this was our cross
even though we hated eating in large groups.

“what about this italian restaurant,” she said. “wait, you’re
father hates italian.”

“he’ll get over it. what about here?” i pointed
to a place dressed in neon.

“that’s a bar. you always find the bars.
no one will want to eat in a bar except
for us.”

“yes, i forgot. we come from such privileged stock,” i said.

“be nice.”

we kept moving, looking into
restaurants where people were dining and talking
about what people talked about.
football games were on large televisions
to drown out the verbal monotony
of the well-fed masses.
none of the places looked good to us.
maybe it was the people inside.
i wished i saw the restaurants empty
then maybe i’d find something appealing about them.

“it’s all of these damned people,” i said.

“huh?”

“nothing.”

“i wish we could do foreign food,” my wife said.

“but now you’re eliminating everyone,” i said.

“my sister and her husband like foreign food.”

“of course they do.”

we moved on
only to end up back where we began.
the night had a chill
our bellies rumbled with hunger
of food and more drink
and the moon was blurred by the night sky.
i thought about how i had
to work six days straight starting tomorrow
and how i couldn’t care less
about a dinner that was a month away.

“look, why don’t we just find a place
no matter the food, and call it a day,” i said.
“and fuck this whole thing.”

“but i don’t want people to be disappointed,”
my wife said.

“you can’t stop the inevitable.”

“do you think?”

“i do.”

we stopped in front of that same italian joint.
inside people were talking and laughing
just like all of the other places.
in one room was a large table full of people
eating and throwing down wine.
there were eight people at the table
and my stomach dropped.

“this looks like the place for sure,” i said.

“but your father?”

“never mind him,” i said.

“fine. i’ll go and grab a menu,” my wife said.
“and then after we’ll go and get another bottle
of wine.”

“good,” i said, staring into the night
as green and red and white, and orange lights
all melted into one ugly color
as someone told a joke inside the italian restaurant
one that i didn’t hear
but that made the whole table of eight
burst out into uncontrollable laughter
the sound of their cackling making me
want to jump off the bridge in the distance
dressed for the night
in lights of beautiful blue and gold.

--John Grochalski is the author of The Noose Doesn't Get Any Looser After You Punch-Out. He currently lives in Brooklyn, New York, in the part where you can still get a draft of beer for two-fifty.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Calliope Nerve Interview Series: Lena Judith Drake

Please, tell us about Breadcrumb scabs? Why is it important?

Breadcrumb Scabs (http://www.breadcrumbscabs.com) is a magazine I created in late 2008, and went live with the first issue Jan. 2009. It really was the culmination of frustration about the work generally published in poetry magazines-- with some exception, I found mostly strict academic pieces about herons and the genus of flowers, which was somewhat uninteresting for me to read. I also found that the majority of published pieces were written by straight men. Although there are some straight men published in Breadcrumb Scabs too, and flowers and herons aren't necessarily excluded, it's a magazine that encourages more confessional, real-feeling poems, with subject matter some of the more academic magazines won't touch. It also encourages submissions from everyone, including women and those in the LGBT community, as well as those with little-to-no experience in the field of professional writing. I think that's important.

Do you prefer writing or editing? Why?

It really depends on my mindset. I consider editing easier in some ways (for me), because no matter the huge amounts of submissions piling up, I'm reacting, rather than creating. When I'm exhausted and feeling anything but creative, I can always open up my inbox and enjoy some poetry others have offered up to me. Although I may spend hours gathering and piecing together each issue, I only need to be open to what I might discover, which for me takes less effort. On the other hand, I wouldn't quit writing-- I've been writing my whole life, and will probably continue to do so. In some ways, writing is more deeply tied to who I am than editing.



I love the cover to issue one of the magazine, how did it come about?

That's actually one of my favorites, too. It's called Nuns Have Fun, and it's from a French photographer named Christophe Dessaigne. It's from a shoot in a creepy, closed-down psychiatric hospital. Most of his other photos are similarly eerie and worth investigating.

What can you tell us about your book Simply Dreaming?
A few months before my 16th birthday, my (now late) grandfather Jose Miguel Oxholm (a somewhat well-known poet in Puerto Rico) asked for some of my poems. For my birthday, he published a book of them, a small print run. He used his old fashioned printing press, where he handset each letter, space, and punctuation mark. The poems themselves really indicate my beginnings, and where I was headed-- even at that point, they contained the unflattering emotions I still enjoy revealing within my current poetry. Copies aren't for sale anywhere, I only have a few of them myself, but they're a great memento of my grandfather and my early stumbles into writing.

Do you have a day job? What other careers have you had?

I do have a day job-- I grade Statistics homework. I'm also a full-time student. In writing-related territory, I write a Sex and Relationships column for Examiner.com (http://www.examiner.com/x-12336-Detroit-Sex-and-Relationships-Examiner). I've had several other alternatively goofy and scandalous careers in the past.

Why do you create? Do you have any particular goals in regards to your editing and writing?

"Because I have to create" sounds cliche, but what I really mean is, it's an impulse. One I've had basically my entire life. Beyond that, I mostly write about myself, which does add a cathartic element to why I create. For particular goals in regards to my editing, my main goal is simply to continue doing it, and in regards to my writing, I would like to ultimately get a book (books?) of poetry published. A small appreciative readership is a dream of mine.

What's the worst job you've ever had?

I've for the most part worked for some kind people, but childcare work was by far the most draining. Try getting a baby with a poopy diaper to stop heading towards the open electrical outlet on the wall, while trying to stop the parents' exploding toilet from flooding the entire house. This is not a fictional story.

Do you consider yourself an underground artist?

In many ways, yes, I do. I am somewhat mainstream in that I will receive a B.A. in Writing, but I consider my style, my likes/dislikes, and the community I publish in pretty underground. I think I simply don't write what the mainstream/academia values right now, and the writers I admire are underground writers (i.e. one of my favorites, Misti Rainwater-Lites).

How do you approach a write? Believe in writer's block?

Yes and no. Do I believe that there are times when you just don't have anything personal to say? Sure. Those are the times when I research and write academically instead of writing poetry. But when I have some kind of idea or concept, scribbling down the most deformed outline you've ever seen will automatically eliminate writer's block for me. I then fill in little spaces and organize the writing, rather than combating a huge blank space.

Listen to music while you create? Who?

Often I do-- the playlist almost never changes, either. It's typically a mixture of Tori Amos, Amanda Palmer/The Dresden Dolls, Pixies, and Ani DiFranco. (If it's unclear, I have similar tastes in musical lyrics as I do in poetry.)

Define success. Have you won any awards? Do money or accolades matter to you?

I have not technically won any awards, no, nor do I entirely expect to make money with my poetry. Breadcrumb Scabs has gotten some publicity, like placement on Amazon, archival at an LGBT library, and "25 Swiftest Poetry Markets" at Duotrope.com. Although I'd be delighted to win an award for my poetry, I haven't spent much time seeking it out. Success to me is writing the poetry I enjoy, at best gaining a readership, and making enough money (not necessarily through writing) to pay for my apartment and food. I'm thrilled that I'm a published writer, I hope to continue to publish my work, but I don't need much beyond that.

What other interests do you pursue?

Feminism and research are two main interests I pursue beyond writing-- often a combination of the two. For instance, right now I'm developing a research project where I'll be doing a content analysis for sexualized violence within popular sci-fi/fantasy television shows. I'm also in the middle of a feminist case study on Botswana. I'll be seeking to get more of my academic writing published in the near future, so this, too, ties back into my writing life. I also enjoy food and sleeping!

Do you consider yourself prolific?

Not really, compared to some of the other writers I know. I wish I wrote a poem or two every day! I do have a good system going with drafts of poems, polished poems, and pending submitted poems constantly changing places, being accepted to magazines or being reworked, but new writing comes in spurts. I'm currently in an off-again period, thanks to my day jobs-- I haven't written a poem yet this month. Next month, probably, I'll write 5 or so new poems. I haven't run out of work to submit to magazines yet, though, which counts for something.

What advice do you have for other writers whether new or seasoned?

My main bit of advice is-- think about how to write what you mean, rather than what you've been taught. Unique imagery is the most important part of good writing, to me. Let me give an example-- say you want to describe a rose. We've all been taught to talk about a red, red rose, thorny, blossoming, smells sweet. We've been taught to use those words. But when you think of a rose, is that really what you mean? Maybe you actually mean there are dozens of sharp erections along the stem, the petals look like crinkled eyelids, and it smells like nothing. I'd rather read that rose poem than the first one.

What does the future hold for Lena Judith Drake
?

This summer, if my application goes through, I'll be working on a poetry book about sexuality with a university faculty member. Keep an eye out for those poems later this summer! With any luck, the future should hold a PhD in Gender Studies, and a career in feminist research, with a lifetime of poetry on the side. (Plus infinite issues of Breadcrumb Scabs. Maybe.)

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Spirits

Spirits


I was sitting at the bar with my head down after one too many Dewar’s on the rocks, feeling like an olive in a martini glass. I began studying the pattern on the wooden bar below me.

It was funny.

There was a face in it. I started laughing hysterically.

People turned to look at me and I laughed harder. A burly man walked up to me and said “What’s so funny?” and I slurred something back at him that sounded like “Yoooooshoosherk!”

The burly man seemed quite angry with me for God knows what reason. I said “Comon, maaaan, I dosh washa fightsh you” and he just yelled at me some more. Just then my friend Dave asked me if I wanted to go for a smoke, so we headed out into the freezing cold, our drunkenness fending off the frost with a steel saber, and Dave asked me, “Do you have a light?”

I turned to Dave and tried to reconcile the two images I saw of him into one complete picture. He did not seem to want to become singular.

“Do you have a light?” he repeated.

Suddenly my double vision was gone. I stared Dave right in his eyes and said, without slurring a single word, “All the light in me went out years ago. There’s nothing left but darkness.”

I hadn’t planned to say that. I don’t know why I did. But I spent the rest of the night wondering if it was true.

--Benjamin C. Krause's poetry has appeared all over the Internet and in print, and now he is looking to get his short fiction out there too. You can read more about him at http://www.benjaminckrause.com/personal/. Benjamin edits and publishes The Weekly Poet, a poetry blog that publishes every week: http://www.weeklypoet.com/.

making out

making out


i’m drunk again
i have my shoes on
and a dirty wine stained
t-shirt.
i’m doing this thing now
where
if assholes linger too long
on the street
with the bass going
in their cars
i go outside and tell them
to shut it
the fuck off.

i’ve only tried it once
and the guy drove away
as soon as i approached his car.

this must be how the young man
becomes the old man, i think.
how the world begins
to pass you by.

and tonight
they are at it again
a couple lingering
across the street
against a big, black s.u.v.
with rap playing.
i’ve had i don’t know
how many scotches
and the giants lost again
for the third time straight.

what are you doing? my wife asks.

“i’m handling these motherfuckers,”
i tell her.

“but you’re in your underwear
and you have boots on.”

“i don’t care.”

“it’s almost midnight.”

“something has to be done.”

“why don’t you come back and sit
with me on the couch. let’s finish these
drinks and go to bed,” she says.

“after,” i say.

i look outside the window again.
it is a blonde with no ass
and some prick with his hat on backwards.
they are leaning up against the s.u.v.
kissing.

“christ,” i say. “they’re making out.”

“good,” my wife says, slugging down
her drink. “at least somebody in the world
is making out tonight.”

--John Grochalski is the author of The Noose Doesn't Get Any Looser After You Punch-Out. He currently lives in Brooklyn, New York, in the part where you can still get a draft of beer for two-fifty.

Quoteable

From the movie Closer:



"You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival."

this is

this is


this is
just another night
of dodging the
palpable ignorance
of the masses
in the train station
dodging
the manic preachers
crying for the end
of the world
dodging the hordes
of teenagers
and their fuck talk
the hapless underground
musicians
and the secretaries
armed with their
white sneakers
and tube socks
pushing their secret
bottles of wine

this is
just another night
of dodging
the rotten breath
and angry, snarling faces
of the miserable
and the damned
dodging, dodging,
dodging
for survival
always dodging
as millions of animals
stand ass to ass in crates
smelling their own
methane
waiting on the slaughter
as millions of other animals
lay peaceful in the woods
laughing
dodging the random stray bullet
shitting and sleeping
wherever they want.

--John Grochalski is the author of The Noose Doesn't Get Any Looser After You Punch-Out. He currently lives in Brooklyn, New York, in the part where you can still get a draft of beer for two-fifty.

Friday, November 20, 2009

the worst waitress in the world

the worst waitress in the world


my god
i finally found her
the worst waitress in the world
she just sits there letting some
hispanic barfly tell her about his tricked
out car and brand new cell phone
while my lunch sits on the counter
getting cold
and i grow tired of watching the beer
lace evaporate in my pint glass.
the worst waitress, after all this time.
i love the way she crosses her legs
in jeans she shouldn’t be wearing
the way her ass crack shows each time
she bends over to touch
the hispanic’s hand
or answer her cell phone
or turn up the goddamned rolling stones
on the jukebox.
she is a vision.
the worst waitress.
the way she keeps looking back at me
and my wife
but won’t bring us our food
won’t ask us if we want another beer.
i’ve waited so long for her.
years, in fact, sitting on bar stools
and in booths across america.
i’ve waited for the world’s worst waitress
in dallas, frisco, denver, chicago, and cleveland
never knowing that all of this time
she was right in a bar on 4th street, manhattan
talking to some hispanic
and shaking her ass to the stones
while my french fries begin to droop
and the pickle gets warm.
i feel dumb.
the worst waitress right under my nose
and i didn’t see it.
well, congratulations, bitch
because you’ve done it.
you’re the worst waitress in the world
and i guess i’m just another unsatisfied
customer
another fool who will sit here, dumbly,
eating cold fries and a glossed over hamburger
drinking his own backwash
while you talk and laugh and turn up the music.
congratulations, worst waitress in the world.
you’ve earned it.
just like the fucking tip you’re not getting
this afternoon.

--John Grochalski is the author of The Noose Doesn't Get Any Looser After You Punch-Out. He currently lives in Brooklyn, New York, in the part where you can still get a draft of beer for two-fifty.

Link Kick

Some links you've seen and some you haven't. Welcome to Calliope's first Link Carnival aptly named after my first link blog.

Open Source Textbook Company: Flatworld.

Fifty must read novels from the 20th century. Looks like this editor has only read one.

Why We Need $4.00 E-books.

Adrienne Ehlert Bashista. Cataloger-At-Large. Serving the independent publishing community since 2004.

Maria Gornell's Life Is So Unfair from Blacklisted Magazine.

God is not the Creator? Does it really matter?

Hacker Space meets Coffee House.

What is an Unbook? The Book As Open Source Software.

Lego Industrial Pallet Handler. And at thirty seven years old, no I am not smart enough to build one of these. Maybe I should ask my eight year old Jake (and future engineer) to make it for me.

Best Sellers In Literature.

Warren Ellis goes P.O.D. Also, the anatomy of a POD book.

The Future of Reading?

Quoteable

From Iain M. Banks' The Algebraist:



"The Protreptic is a Lustral Order special forces ship, generally charged with the hunting down and extermination of anathematics, that is, the obscenities commonly called AIs."

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Quoteable

"Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might." --Ecclesiastes 9:10

UNDER BERLIN SKY

From A.J. Kaufmann's I'm Already Not Here:



UNDER BERLIN SKY


the Berlin sky is all set ablaze
w/ Fernsehenturm candles & vertigo
cafes
where districts roll by like swans
in search of black&white angels
in search of our good' ole Nick
or some Cabaret
blazin'
revival
all footnotes
to heaven
& such...

weddings, funerals, orchestras...
shock rock guitars...
the whole avant-garde
in a single black dot
the hair-ties
& sunflower suits...

so the sky scans the crowds
on the lookout for patchy jackets
cheap worn-out stetsons
jeans & boots full of holes
or a field of sand to play in
to draw mandalas
& cease to wonder
to begin a life
at every shredded breath's corner
or find yourself in a room
full of strangers like snakes
& ladders to Jacob's
milkshake
dream
w/ one of your notebooks in hand
still empty...

get in line
for the casting:
One Second Assumption
A Lifetime of Sweat
& Repentance

perhaps Polanski's cut out
to make such a killer
real...

under Berlin sky we're bound to die
we're bound to reflect the mirroring
skyslide
certainty
we're bound to exist
on the U-bahn girl
single
handclap
the Irish songteller
D-flat
the red-bearded sailor's
stormwatch tale
on dead ship-clouds
in night's filthy bossom
or postcard
memoirs
or film noir
magicians
or Japanese tourist
hunters

gettin' tired of them anything pushers
crammed in underpasses
like stillborn projections
of death in a second
the seventy-seven times cheaters
& theatre poster magic
all right at your feet from the whore's
balustrade
where you're standin' like Lili
herself
smilin'
eatin' the 5 mark tortilla
to get to the slut
in a minute or so

while the Fernsehenturm candles blaze on...
blaze on like their name was Suzanne
blaze on like the
gamblers
be angels
or Jesus atop of his tower
the caring resentment's
groan

& the Fernsehenturm's castin' her shadows...
the cup has a hole in the bottom...
& Lili will never quite patch her fishnets
or the very cheap
leather
jacket...

& the districts roll on like swans
& the districts care
for noone

--A.J. Kaufmann, born June 24 1989 is a poet, songwriter and traveler currently living in Poland. He's the author of Siva in Rags, I'm Already Not Here, Pilgrims & Indians, and other poetry chapbooks. A.J. can be found online at http://myspace.com/kaufmannpoetry and/or at http://kaballahfreighttrain.wordpress.com.

Insomia Pt. Four

Insomnia Pt. Four


His body is the only thing he's in control of
But god he loves destruction
The sound of snapping
Gently pressing his tendons
His phalanges, clicking them
Like keys

Degrading them, slowly making them
Useless, draining dry all the future
Moments they might try to hide
God he loves destruction
Turning his head for the pop
The release that's more sound than feeling
The psycho
Somatic
Release

--Matthew Mumford is a New England native who spent the majority of his childhood traveling the east coast of the United States. This gave him an early wanderlust and curiosity about the world around him. His writing stays true to his New England roots, as he describes the world he sees in his travels.

Quoteable

"Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.” --Arnold H. Glasow

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Quoteable

From the movie Closer



"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

Dear Mr. Bottoms

Dear Mr. Bottoms


I want you to know you have a wonderful son.
I know you know this—my Dad was a baseball player,
Like you are, but he was pitcher. You may have bunted
Off a couple of his out-shoots. He experimented
In the Dixie World Series with sliders.

Y’all are good people and I can tell it. I can tell
By the way David talks. By the way you concentrate
On giving up, but I’ll bet you didn’t give it away
Easily this time. David said it was “Awful.”

My heart is there with him. I’ll tell my Dad to look
For you soon because he’s on his way near it.
Y’all can play ball; Dad will throw wild pitches at you
And you can try to bunt them.
This is hard.
I think y’all will have a ball up there while David and me
Are down here, him gripping the bat, still working
On the perfect motion, me, trying to write a poem clasping
The ball with fingers around this pen.

--J. Clayton L. Jones is a professor of English at Georgia Highlands College in Rome, Ga. He has an MFA in poetry from Georgia State University. His poems have appeared or are forthcoming The Still Point, The Albatross, The Cortland Review, and Clockwise Cat. He is a songwriter and performing musician who plays most frequently with his bluegrass band, The Groundhawgs.

I shot a deer today

I shot a deer today


I shot a deer today. With friends imitating,
calling for sex and lying in wait. I squatted
in the bush with my gun loaded, my brain dread
spreading as it walked into view. There was
something wild in its eyes, a hope and suspicion
like we all have, only heightened. I pointed and shot
over and over like some mad man coming
to the dinner table with a chainsaw and spilling the milk.
We made a promise to nature and betrayed it all
at once, and then cheered and danced like sparklers.
I held it in my lap for a picture. I felt the red gravy
pour onto my camouflage pants and I realized soberly
there was no spark at all. It was like my grandmother
when I held her hand ? there and then gone ? forever.
In that red and green moment I felt the sharing of it all
and wept.

--Glenn Lyvers is winner of Midwest Literary Magazine's Best Poet Award (2009) - and a Wolfson Award for short fiction by Indiana University. His most recent publication is Glenn Lyvers - Midwest Collection available here:

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Poetic Injustice

Poetic Injustice


“You need to find a voice
which permeates your work,”
the literary agent proclaimed.

So I scaled from the depths of
deep to the heights of squeak,
until I ran out of genres and
into laryngitis.

“I don’t hear the voice,” he
noted with disdain.

So I gargled my way in search
of advice anew, only to be told
that I needed to build a platform.

But when I finally stood upon
what I had built, a trap door
opened and left me hanging,
unable to even give my free
verse away.

--Eric Miller is a retired dentist who has laid down his drill for a quill. His stories and poems number more than a mouth full of teeth and appear in many different publications.

Jiminy Cricket MUST Die

Jiminy Cricket MUST Die


A conscience
with good intentions
was not a problem
he couldn’t fake
to all the women
lovers galore.
Each one took his bait
as hungry, sheltered coy
in an indoor pond,
eagerly awaiting
bread crumbs
from the master of the house.

As any good fisherman would,
Paulino threw back
the undersized,
the adolescents
the old and tired
who gasped for air
every time he walked by their world.

After seven years
of lying, cheating and stealing
the hearts
of all around him,
the Casanova woke up one night
in a cold sweat,
rubbed his bloodshot eyes
and thought
he saw a pussy cat
but no, it was turquoise fairy
like those found in Grimm’s tales
buzzing around the corner of his bed post.

“I have been watching
the dalliances you do
to those with pure intentions
and what have you given them in return?” it asked
before zipping
back and forth
across his face
in a figure eight.

“I’ve given them
the times of their lives
- now beat it bitch,
I have sleep to catch
for the Morgan twins
are just a night away,” he replied
before rolling over on his stomach
pillows secured over his head.
More than miffed,
the guardian of love lost
screamed
in the ear of the drunk,
“From this day forward,
your nose will grow
an inch
for each lie
you spin.”

Rolling on his back,
pillows pushed aside,
the lothario chucked,
and pointed directly due south,
and asked for growth
in another part
of his
anatomy.

Livid, the blue one
screeched
at such a high pitch
each and every neighbor’s
dogs bayed to the moon
like wolves of the night.

“Two inches it be
for not only lies
but thoughts of misconceptions
on other unsuspecting souls.”

And with that threat
she shot through the open window
and into the clear sky,
leaving the player
to his own machinations.

Facing the bathroom mirror
in the morning,
the muscular, handsome man
moved woodenly
as he stretched
before asking
and answering
his daily question:
“Tell me oh wise one,
who is the fairest of the land?
You are of course -
why bother asking?”
and upon that proclamation
his proboscises grew
two inches,
maybe an inch
more.

Lie
big or small
after lie
to others or himself
after lie
at work, the gym, or in the car
left the stunned human amazed
at the witchcraft
that stole his vanity, conceit and bravado
until all that remained
was a man
who knew that truth
was not stranger than fiction.

After five plastic surgeons
performed the voodoo
they did best,
Paulino quit work
as a personal trainer at Gold’s Gym
to hide his disfigurement
at home.

The lover of once impeccable looks
resorted to selling insurance
– life, car and household -
online
until even that job
proved too difficult
for a charmer of words
and a nose that grew
to the size of a
pole vault stick.

One final plastic surgery later
with all his cash reserves spent,
the lonely bachelor
decided to meet single ladies
electronically
but not to entrap fair maidens
but to simply
talk, discuss and share life’s
problems.

Cautiously,
he accepted an invitation
from another lonely heart,
and left his liar
for a bar, Mickey’s Castle,
across the street
but he hid his face
in a Richard Nixon mask
that Halloween night.

The practiced liar
was surprised to see
the woman of his dreams
sitting in a booth
in the back
dressed as a renaissance princess.

“Do you like my costume?”
the twenty seven year old asked
the fallen victim
of several dozen affairs
of the heart.

“I do, I do,”
Paulino replied as if
he were taking for her hand
in marriage.

“Take off that mask,
show me the real
you.”

The beast
succumbed to the beauty’s
request and removed
the camouflage
and to her amazement
she too saw the man
- with the most perfect size nose -
and the prince
of her dreams.

“Do you believe in love
at first sight?” she asked.

“I can honestly say
I never have
. . . until tonight.”

The two kissed,
and before Paulino
could take her hand
he noticed the fairy tormenter
high in the corner of the bar
smiling
before she zoomed off
through the air conditioner grate
in the ceiling.

All seemed right
in Paulino’s
and Paula’s world
until the unmasked man,
inadvertently
stepped on
and crushed
a tiny brown cricket
under the table,
named . . . Jiminey.

--Joseph DiLella is a college professor by trade, a creative writer by avocation. He's published over 50 poems and short stories over the past three years in such journals as Mad Swirl (where he's a featured poet), Clockwise Cat, Static Movement, and others.

Shadow Player

Shadow Player


No white picket fence.

No nine to five or graveyard shift.

No currency to trade
for a pack of cigs
or Jack Daniels
that keeps the belly of your beast at bay.

No one to turn to
except for the occasional friend
men, women of your past
who listen to ramblings of injustice,
disrespect, chicanery,
until your stories bled their ears dry
and they laugh politely and speed walk away
from the streets
where insanity runs amuck
and you lose yourself
once again,
in the maddening crowd.

Still you run back
to them, to others
for comfort, shelter, food scraps
conveniently forgetting
they don’t need you, brother,
they don’t want you underfoot
like a mangy dog with ticks, fleas
jumping on them, sucking their blood
until your vampiric nature forces them
to literally throw you
and your shit
out their front door
with you in hot pursuit.

Although Hiroshima, Nagasaki,
Little Boy and Fat Man
explode on your head
every evening when the booze kicks in
and dissolves the cranium shell
that protects what’s left of your mind,
the voices still persist.

You fade into the woodwork
take shelter wherever
but when the others read about it
your murder behind the library bushes
near the beach, a tranquil spot for homeless,
those who knew you as a track star in high school
a photographer of note nationally
they wonder how it is
you got yourself into that spot
and what they could have done to help
as do I
until they turn the page
of the evening paper,
wrap the obit column around
the neighbor’s dog droppings
found on the manicured lawn
of the nice home
and drop it
and your legacy
into the trash can
outside
the white picketed fence.

--Joseph DiLella is a college professor by trade, a creative writer by avocation. He's published over 50 poems and short stories over the past three years in such journals as Mad Swirl (where he's a featured poet), Clockwise Cat, Static Movement, and others.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Calliope Nerve Interview Series: Kane X. Faucher

Tell us about the conceptual text [+!]. What is it? Why is important.

[+!] is perhaps as much an example of conceptual art as it is a satirical poke at the very idea of conceptual art which is generally powered by its process documentation. One of the buried or nested themes of the text has been in threading the documentation within it to blur the distinction between process and product, letting each absorb and consume the other. Generally, creative work is perceived as possessing two complementary halves that enter into a synthesis. In this case, the two halves - process and product - are not merely totaling that synthesis, but something where the two articulations equal more than the sum of their parts. There is in this a nod to a kind of Gestalt poetics.

The text itself is a rabid experiment in poetry and poetics, ambitiously charting its course beyond both code poetry and visual poetry. When this project was in its nebulous and incipient stage, I was intrigued by the use of various formatting marks in code poetry and wondered what it would be like to fuse or thread this method with some of my more playful translinguistic punning and flurry of neologisms. Essentially, I wanted a frame in which to push my tendency for making neologisms that would encourage others to do the same. Given my somewhat obsessive predilection for etymology, those who read any of my work - academic or literary - can observe my trend of constructing new words through a grafting of prefixes, suffixes, and monstrous portmanteaus. The format was ideal for inviting my collaborators to engage in the same acts of play.

As to why it is important... I wouldn't be qualified or have enough credibility to say if it is important without performing editorialization on my own work.Many people I know find it interesting or even beautiful, but just as many simply "don't get it" - which is fine. I would hitch any importance to the text's insistence on experiment and putting experiment into practice.

What does the term lysicology mean and what does it have to do with your book?

Lysicology is a term I created that inverts the notion of "lyric". Lyric is generally composed according to a rhythmic formula. Lysic adopts what Deleuze and Guattari call de- and re-territorialization which recreates subjectivity according to a more rhizomal method, without appeal to preset hierarchies of understanding. In the context of this book, I chose to set a loose program of de-composing words, breaking their pseudo- or quasi-molecular bonds even at the site of the letters themselves, and then re-compose them differently. One would have to picture words like Lego blocks, and the builders emancipated from the expectations of how the letters and words should go together. On a more macro level, the recomposition after decomposition takes place when vignettes of manifestos, essays, and process documentation freely interpellate within poetic fragments. Add the visual layer for extra appeal, and one has a book that is far more than the sum of its parts.

The other theoretical concern of mine is actually indexed on my recent dissertation on the metaphysics of metastasis. Simply put, I placed wild and unchecked growth at the helm of all being's instantiations, thereby routing Aristotelian or Hegelian categorical assumptions. Metastasis of the word itself is what interests me, the flux of the word hyper-charged. The charging of words is something that has a precedent in Ezra Pound.

Tell us about your partners who co-produced [+!] with you?

Matina Stamatakis was the first to come on board. I had brought the very loose diagram of what I had in mind sometime back in the early months of 2008. One of the reasons I tapped her talents was due to her somewhat exquisite sense of wordplay and adventurous renderings that come off in an almost aphasic fashion. Effectively, our collaboration became a sort of engine or generator, and each text we parlayed via email seemed to construct a bizarre machine with ever new inputs, outputs, and derivative creations.

John Moore Williams was a late addition to our team. Whereas Matina was able to furnish the project with gorgeous textual photos, John's metier had been digging ever deeper into what visual poetry on the screen could do. His vispo inventions, and Matina's keen camera eye, are what give this book its strong visual appeal, making it an artifact of beautiful obscurity.

Do you have a day job?

I suppose I have several, but this would depend on what is meant by day job. I sometimes see my academic and literary practices converge or diverge. At present, I am an assistant professor for a media studies program, although my real educational background is in continental philosophy and modern French literature. I hold a few freelance positions and am an editorial board member of a few academic journals.

What other careers have you had? What's the worst job you've ever had?

Writing and research has always been a kind of career, but rarely has it been a paying one. One of the harsh realities of having spent a decade being a student, negotiating one degree after the next and racking up significant debt, has been the long series of odd jobs I've taken on. I've been everything from a retail clothing store clerk, mover, junk hauler, security guard, produce department clerk, dairy section clerk, ghostwriter, arts consultant, proctor, house painter, tutor, ESL teacher, and so on. The enduring irony has always been that I look more like a stereotypical worker than a writer or academic being a somewhat tall and robust creature with big working hands and exceptional physical strength. I suppose this lends to my persona the versatility in not being able to be reduced to one particular thing, one particular perception that would capture the whole.

Do you consider yourself an underground artist?

To be honest, I don't know if the distinction between underground artist and celebrated or known artist holds in an age where new hubs, nodes, and niches are facilitated by virtual dissemination of work. I do know that attempts at nationalizing literature, for example, will always have to contend with the facts that a) nationalizing literature sets a rigid formula that must be obeyed and emulated, and b) nationalist lit seems to lose relevance in a global market where I collaborate with people from all over the world. Ironically or not, I am next to nobody here in Canada, but I have a slight whisper of international presence. If I can be considered underground, it is perhaps because I set a different standard for literary production that is not in vogue at the moment, and may never be. I am perhaps a bit too "European" in my outlook and sensibilities, and demand far too much of my audience. I don't believe literature has to be grossly simple or beautiful, for my conception of art is not the sort that must look pretty on the coffee table and not clash with the sofa cushions.

How do you approach writing? Believe in writer's block?

I believe in flux, which comes with its flows and intensities that vary due to several internal and external factors. I used to worry about the slower times, but they pass and I am prolific once more. I've never had any problems generating new ideas; in fact, my problem is quite the opposite: I have far too many ideas and projects that I would need more than my own lifetime to pursue and develop. I cannot seem to stem the lateral flow of thought, the branches that grow from an existing project where I encounter an idea for yet another project.

I approach writing in a workmanlike way. My laptop is my generative factory, and I produce so many units of work of different types. The benefit of having so many concurrent projects is that I can maximize and dilate my time; namely, each project fits neatly into my range of moods, so if I'm not in the mood to work on project x, I can work on project y which makes best use of the particular mood or personal mode I'm in. I find this method beneficial since there is never an excuse for idle time.

Listen to music while you create? Who?

I do, most of the time, depending on the focus of the project, and if it will enhance my given mood at the moment and fit well with the project. Most of the music I listen to while writing will have few to no lyrics. Ambient groups like Zoviet France, Boards of Canada, Godspeed You Black Emperor will mix with CPE Bach and JS Bach, Rachmaninoff, Scarlatti, etc.

How do you define success? Have you won any awards? Do money or accolades matter much to you?

Success begins at home. I set unrealistic standards that are much higher than perhaps others would expect. There is something Spartan and militant in the way I define success for myself. I do not let a day pass without achieving something relatively substantial or else I fall into a fugue which resolves itself almost immediately into a self-directed anger which then prompts me to rectify my failure to achieve my goals.

Awards? I have a few now, but my work is delectably obscure and esoteric, so I'm rarely on the radar for those. I am sharing an award with John and Matina for [+!], granted by the &Now conference group. I'm not so concerned with awards, and there are some I would decline on the basis of principles. There may come a day when the same establishment that had for so long rejected and spurned me will think me "safe" enough to include in their klatch, but my memory is long and precise, and I would rather suffer the infamy of declining than to accept and become a stuffed hypocrite.

Money does matter to me these days if only for real world concerns. I've had a nasty habit of just giving my time and work away for well over a decade, and there comes a point when I have to get paid. I have to assign a value to my own time since, if I don't, no one else will assign value to it either. I turn down several pro bono projects every other day, and that is partially because I'm already overworked and my time spoken for in all my other writing and academic ventures. There was a time when I would take on anything, like a dog will table scraps, but now I have a certain luxury to be more selective. At this time, I am trying to hitch every one of my projects to cash-based grants. As my good friend states, "you got to pay yourself first."

The other change is in publishers. I've had some pretty bad ones, and so my books - to crib from Hume - fell stillborn from the press given a patent lack of marketing on their end. I do my fair share of promotion, but I can't be expected to do it all since I need my time to create as well. My new publisher, Crossing Chaos Enigmatic Ink, is a very good emergent press, and I know the editor Wayne Groen is committed and a hard worker at shilling the list and doing promo. With a generous contract in hand, and a conscientious publisher backing my work, I feel a sense of optimism that this will bode well.

Accolades are, to me, mostly added lines on an expanding CV. I am far too ironic and self-deprecating to take even the most laudable accolade all that seriously. My first reaction is to find humour in it and then never think about it again.

What other interests do you pursue?

In my non-writing time? Fossil hunting, coin collecting, and spending as much time as I can with my wife. I live a simple life, and am happy to write, teach, drink beer, and smoke cigarettes.

Are you prolific?

Depends what is meant by prolific. On some years, I produce more than 10,000 edited pages per annum. I would define myself as multivox and versatile. There is probably no kind of writing I have not or am not already doing. From staid academic articles to cultural journalism, a variety of poetry types to vastly different styles of novel writing, aphorisms to book reviews, there is no single "style" or "focus" per se. Have pen will write seems to sum me up quite well. This may appear nomadic, a jack of all trades and master of none, but it is perhaps possible that one can extend beyond some specialist status to be a different kind of knowledge worker, the kind that may find the boundaries separating different types of writing to be those one can transgress and see what tensions emerge from their intertextuality.

What does the future hold for Dr. Kane X. Faucher?

Writing and research to the end of my days, most likely. There are about 30 novel manuscripts on the go, an academic book on metastasis in development, a research project on rhizomedia, more teaching, a collaboration with Anthony Metivier, a collaboration with Jukka-Pekka Kervinen, a collaboration with Tom Bradley, my new novel (The Vicious Circulation of Dr Catastrope) coming out next year with Crossing Chaos Enigmatic Ink, several manuscripts awaiting verdict from publishers near and far, grants to write, readings and conferences to attend, a poetry book from Differentia Press coming next month, another collaboration with John Moore Williams, interviews to conduct and be conducted by, ad infinitum. To be honest, it all depends on the serendipity of things as to where my pen and person will take me next. There is no preset script to my activities beyond a few stable goals such as gaining tenure at the university, publishing more books, and engaging in exciting new projects that will appeal to my desire for intellectual and creative stimulation.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Quoteable

From the movie Closer:



"What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world."

Calliope Nerve Interview Series: Edward Wells II

Tell us about your conceptual text hawrs? What is it? Why is it important.

It's the toil of writing maybe. (I love it.) When You get to that level where You are examining what You work with (words, structure, etc.) You are often priming for something fundamental. Other Writers have worked at these levels in past (William Burroughs, more recently, Matthew Cooperman, et al.). I recognize the importance of their work and the differences between their own and mine.

Do you always write experimental pieces or do you write in more traditional formats as well?

Some of my work is quite traditional. I've even worked on pieces that used something similar to a plot, complete with a resolution (conclusion).

Do you have a day job?

A number, including (content/ghost) writer and Senior Editor at The Houston Literary Review. I'm also an English Foreign Language teacher pretty much daily.

What other careers have you had? What's the worst job you've ever had?

I was a dining attendant (dish washer) on the continent of Antarctica last year/year before (and I may return soon). The worst have been the ones where I was expected to do something that I assessed as being wrong -especially when I really needed the money and was having difficulty finding other work.

Why do you create? Do you have any particular goals in regards to your writing?

I enjoy creating and I'm finding others enjoy what I create, so those help keep me motivated. I have a few goals at the moment. I'm hoping to be accepted at the Fine Arts Workshop Fellowship in Provincetown, Massachussettes. I also plan to co-author a book with a native Mexican writer. (& I'd like to write a substantial prose piece with absolutely no conflict.)

Do you consider yourself an underground artist?

I've written under multiple names and some of it is definitely underground, regarding where it came from and the outlet (publication).

Where does your voice come from? What influences you?

I'm at a point now that the living really influences me; life really influences me. When I was shaping my literary foundation, some of the influence came from the Artists I encountered/studied in class. Then when I began independent study it was The Beat Writers (Jack Kerouac, William Burroughs). Painting and film have also been huge influences. In ways my work will likely continue to change. It has become more of a conscious choice than a shaping influence though.

How do you approach a write? Believe in writer's block?

Each piece is different. When writing some pieces there may be the possibility of what some call writer's block.

Listen to music while you create? Who?

I don't listen to music regularly when creating. There was a time when I worked with music. It was similar to a writing exercise: I would turn on a CD and write during the play time. I also used the Brain Wave Generator program (it flashes lights in a way similar to the Dream Machine) during that time.

How do you define success? Have you won any awards? Do money or accolades matter much to you?

suc·cess –noun
1. the favorable or prosperous termination of attempts or endeavors.
2. the attainment of wealth, position, honors, or the like.
3. a successful performance or achievement: The play was an instant success.
4. a person or thing that is successful: She was a great success on the talk show.
5. Obsolete. outcome.

That's according to my most commonly used dictionary (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/success). I can definitely work with those definitions. For me there are sometimes different goals when I write. One piece I may simply want to complete in a form that I think is quality. Other times the goal may be more audience oriented.

I don't suppose I've won any commonly known awards for writing. I've found that direct feed back from individual readers is a phenomenal thing, probably more than institutional accolades- unless I really respect the individuals that are making the decision. Money matters to some degree in some of my writing because some of it is a job for me: It was posed to me at a Work Force Center once that I have to eat don't I (and that costs money most of everywhere).

What other interests do you pursue?

I have an interest in life, as a whole, and our species specifically. I'm interested in most Art forms. Science has a special place in my life as well. I like rational thought and kindliness.

Are you prolific?

I don't have any children, but I've definitely written more words than I've attempted to have published though.

What advice do you have for other writers?

Be You. If You aren't getting what You want, maybe You can help to create it for yourself and others that want the same.

What does the future hold for Edward Wells II?

Hmm... Larger quantities of pretty much the same (including additional healthy doses of new stuff), maybe?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Calliope Nerve Interview Series: Constance Stadler

Tell us a bit about your book Paper Cuts. Why is it important?

Paper Cuts is, perhaps, the most revealing of all my books. The concept is two fold, the slits of inhumanity we each endure daily, and the blood every true writer must invest to create meaningful work. I drop every protective covering. It is without question, soul-revealing. I believe the reader will find work that touches their essence and this makes all the pain and effort that created this work, worthwhile.



You also have a new book Responsorials, what was it like writing with Rich Follett? How is this book different from your past works?

This was a book created by two minds symbiotically connected. It was written in two weeks. Rich Follett and I discussed the fact of the tragedy that the male-female dynamism is almost invariably imbalanced because a single poet (of a specific gender) writes on it. This we embarked on the creation of a book that was dialogical in nature. One of us would write a poem on various manifestations of this seminal human interaction and the other responded. Thus we created pairs of poems where while each work had to stand on its own, the pair of poems (or responsorial) had to be a greater work. It is a concept where the thematic whole and the sums of it's part mattered equally. We also recorded the entire book for the reader, as we wanted to maximize an holistic experience from every dimension.

Since you are also an editor, which do you prefer editing or writing?

I love editing when I am working with a talented poet who just needs some help and will soar, or writing the review of a captivating chap. The most rewarding element of my involvement with poetry is the creation of a new work ~ that is when the magic happens.

Are you a full time writer/editor? If not, what is your day job?

I was a college professor and consultant for many years. I just moved to Colorado to reinvent myself with "poet" being the locus of my creative identity. So, in truth, we shall see ...

Why do you write?

I write because I must. I write to exorcise demons, express child-like awe, explore my deepest recesses. Sharing is not why I write, but it is terribly gratifying when a work reaches a reader, the truest reward.

Do you consider yourself an underground artist?

It is tough enough to be an artist without putting yourself in 'proletariat' vs. 'bourgeoisie' subdivisions. If 'above ground' means making a living from my art or selling out for money in any way, than I am six feet under.

Listen to music while you edit or write? Who?


I need silence, its intimacy when I compose or edit. I primarily listen to great violin soloists and the balladeers that wrench the heart right out of you.

How do you approach a write? Believe in writer's block?

I do not believe in writer's block. Once you realize you have the vision of a poet, it will come. However I might write five poems a week and one the next, I give work all the times it needs to reach the cusp of being written.

Who is your 'ideal' reader?

I could say deeply emotional, cognitively stimulated, with a comfortable command of vocabulary, history, literature. But I have received so much valuable feedback from readers that don't meet that set of criteria. My ideal reader is one who gives as much of their attention to the poem, who engages in every respect .

What other interests do you pursue?

I am a voracious reader, I love outdoor adventures or misty, contemplative walks. Natural beauty that makes me gasp is a must. Travel is always fantastic. I am a cultural anthropologist by training. Art in any form that seizes and disturbs the inner ethers. Meeting fascinating new people, which in poetry circles is not hard to do. I could most assuredly go on...

Have you won any awards? Do accolades matter?

I have won numerous awards. Therefore I know that ultimately they do not matter. If you are not satisfied with what you have accomplished, no encomium can compensate.

What other careers have you had? What is the worst job you've ever had?

Teaching AND being a student remains a great joy and a life staple. Waitressing can be a blast.The worst job I ever had is the one that I most dreaded on a Sunday night. Since I have done temp work many times in my life, I'm sure if I thought long enough not a few "worst" contenders would come to mind.

Are you prolific?

I never stop, I am trying to do that much more. I have no idea if that answers your question.

What does the future hold for Constance Stadler?

I have no idea, I will know when it happens. My life plan is to live authentically. It took many, many years to embrace this wisdom.