Walking With Cewsh
You want to go for a walk, now, don't you, Cewsh? One more walk, before we turn in. Fair enough. How could I refuse such a simple request? Let me just get my boots on. It's been raining heavily, I might trip and fall on the driveway. And you wouldn't want to see me break a leg, would you?
No, no need to fuss over me. I've got them on. I'm not incapable of doing things myself. Just insane. Insanity doesn't mean I can't tie my own shoelaces though.
Right, they're on and I'm ready. Any particular way we're heading? You thought I should decide. Very well. Let's just walk out the door and see where the muse will take us then. Is the Judge coming with us? No, he stays here. Very well. Stay. Stay. Sit. Good boy.
He's staying. Though he'd rather come.
I named him after my own worst enemy. As a coping technique, it failed horribly. But then, isn't life just full of attempts to conquer your demons? That's what I try to do. Not my fault I was no bloody good at it.
Cewsh, can you remember where I left my keys? Ah, yes, they're hanging by the door where I always put them.
You know me. In one ear and out the other. I've got a mind like a sieve. Good place to leave a key though, by the door, I'd have thought. Not the type of place you're likely to forgot. Unless you're me. There's always a flaw in my plans.
Right. Boots. Key. Cewsh. Door. All set? Is it still raining? No, seems to be clouding over, but the drizzle's away. Just as well, really. I just washed my hair. Two washes in the one day is bad luck, I hear. I heard that from someone. Can you remember who? No, me neither.
Now, how is it you get beyond the door again?
One step forward!
We're outside. You can tell. It's warmer. A Glasgow November night is always a warmer climate than my house. We've not had the central heating working for years. Too expensive, you know. Too curmudgeonly to work. Who needs to pay extra to the gas board when its a pound for an extra blanket from Barnados, eh?
One step forward, going down. That's the trouble with having steps outside. They got very wet and slippery in the rain. I'm sure the plant in those pots over there would love the wet weather, if it wasn't for the fact I'd not really looked after them all that well in Mum's absence, and they'd died. Died of dehydration. Now it's always raining. Is that irony?
Going further down those stairs. Watch out for the crack in the third step down, Cewsh. I'd hate for you to trip and fall and break your neck. I'd hate to see anyone suffer, really. At least, to suffer as much as I have.
We're nearly there. Watch out for the dogs. No, not my dog. The neighbours dogs. But they're both dead now, aren't they? Such a shame. I liked them. I like dogs. You might have already guessed that. People who do not like dogs do not tend to own them. If they do, they're a sadist, and I am not a sadist. Of that I can be glad. No, whatever s on my conscience, sadism there isn't.
You'll need to give me a helping hand, Cewsh, so I can get up this drive way. Its awfully tricky. I remember when it was just gravel. Much easier on the feet. Fallen arches you see, I don't grip too well. This tarmac is easy enough for cars, but I never drove, so its a nightmare for the pedestrian me. Thanks, just pull me along slightly: it's just so you can catch me if I fall over.
Thanks, Cewsh. You are a star. What would I do without you looking after me in these moments?
Come to think of it, not only are those dogs dead, but so are the neighbours. Well, of course, there are new neighbours now. I mean the ones who owned the dogs. That was nothing to do with me. Them over there, they had a gas leak. Very sad. And him, well, he had a heart attack. Old age induced. Nothing to do with me. Both very sad, but I guess that's the one truth in life. People die. People always die, while people like me get left behind. People like you and me, eh, Cewsh?
Do watch you don't get a bramble thorn in the face. Those can sting like a right female dog, if you'll forgive my allusions to the manner of swearing there. And watch out for boy motorists – they can flying down the hill at hundreds of miles an hour, so it seems, in their manhood machines. Course, the jokes in them when they get to the speed-bump by the school, but still, bloody nuisance, the lot of them.
There used to be lots of squirrels. And foxes. Around here. Not so many these days. Nothing to do with me, I can assure you. The animal life just sort of went elsewhere. I blame the Council building on the flood plane.
We're on a flood plane the now, can you believe. I've never seen that river get this high, and I've see it flood every other month for the whole of my life.
I'm sixty-four. Do I look it? God bless you, Cewsh, you are too kind.
It is important to keep a little faith in one's life, I feel.
At least I hope it is. That way, when it comes to the Rapture, you've done a bit of lip-service, and that'll give you a head start.
At least, I think that's how it works. Those books tended to use too fancy language to describe it all. Picked up some of it here and there, but that's what happens, isn't it? Osmosis? Aye, that's the word for it. A word, anyhow.
See that house over there? Haunted. Very haunted. So I hear. No families lasted a year in there. Up for sale every other month of the year, so to speak. Madness. I don't believe in ghosts, of course, I'm a rational man, but still: you wouldn't catch me in a night in there. I got my insanity, that's all I need. The only spirits I like are Jack.
There's the school too. I think that's still open. Would you know? No? Shame. Never went to it of course.
Right, well, I'm shattered. We've walked to the edge of the street, so we have, Cewsh. The forest is coming up before us. So many memories. So few good ones here. Let's turn back. Please?
No, we can't? So is this the moment, the moment we've been waiting for? A nod for yes. You nodded. Oh well. So it goes. Is this why we've walked to this place? Hang on, you can't answer that, I walked this way down the street, and you merely followed me.
There isn't a forest at the end of my street is there? We've walked much further than I thought. That wasn't the school either. Lost in thought and walk. Walking with you, Cewsh.
And we're here. I recognise it. So far a walk, and so close it seems.
This is the moment, I can feel it.
You had my confession, and now here's a piece for you, to set the grieving at bay. Her daughter, well, she's buried over there, by the brambles bush. Hell of a job getting a spade in there, it was. But that's where you'll find her. That's where I put her.
Hell of a bit of bad luck, that DNA fingering me. Else we'd never had this chat. Nor this walk. I enjoyed the walk, did you Cewsh? I'm tired now though, aren't you Cewsh?
So very, very tired. Like I could sleep forever.
Well, you know where she lies, forever eternal. You have the confession. You have the piece of mind. And you have your orders.
Thank you for walking with me, Cewsh. It put my mind to restful peace on a few matters.
Now, Cewsh, my beloved executioner, you have your orders, I believe. I believe it's time to carry them out.
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Michael S Collins and I am a member of GSFWC (the Glasgow Strange-Fiction Writers Circle). I have been published in several countries (including Literature E-zine websites, ad writing for Bob Furnell) and do book review for magazines such as
The Fortean Times. My short fiction has appeared in magazines such as
Aesthetica, Clockwise Cat, The Short Humour Site, MicroHorror, TBD, and was included in the
DemonMinds Anthology in 2008.