The floor plan is scribbled with tiny annotations in a non-architectural hand, hypertrophied hallways and with rooms half the width between. After a while the floor plans stood up by themselves and, without inviting suitors, were leased and sold as private spaces (under contract) in which good men might perform their hideous acts for the benefit of cedar and birch statuettes which lined the walls, also unbidden and as confused at their present situation as the now-erect floor plans were at theirs.*
(*This isn't to say that the floor plans or the blue and yellow divisions weren't pleased, just that they couldn't say either way yet.)
--Nick Willows is 20, resides in Melbourne, Australia, and isn't really anybody yet. He writes daily at IncreaseLucidity.blogspot.com.